About James Cary

You’ll get a sense of James Cary from his weekly newsletter, Don’t Mention It, here.

James Cary is an unusual mix. He is a writer of situation comedy for BBC TV (eg. Miranda, Bluestone 42) and Radio (Think the Unthinkable, Hut 33) and blogs about the technicalities of the process here. He has also produced a video course called Writing Your Sitcom, whichavailable here. In case you’re wondering, his favourite sitcoms of all time are Yes, Prime Minister and Seinfeld. You can find out more about James Cary’s comedy writing for TV and Radio via his agent’s website here.

James Cary is also a Christian, with tendencies towards Calvinism (see? I warned you he was odd). He is also a member of the House of Laity of the General Synod for the Church of England for the Diocese of Bath & Wells, and a Lay Representative of Synod on The Archbishops’ Council. He has a degree in Theology from the University of Durham, preaches at his church from time to time and has no plans to become a vicar. For over a decade, he wrote a column for the now defunct Third Way magazine.

James is especially interested in the interaction between church, faith, culture and politics. His heroes include GK Chesterton, CS Lewis, William Wilberforce, PG Wodehouse, PJ O’Rourke and David Gower.

He is also painfully aware that he has had to write all of the above about himself and make it look like someone else has written it.

So the rest of this page is written in the first person. Me. Phew. Below, I will explain why I am a Jerk By Association.

Jerk By Association

It is said that you can know a man by the company he keeps. This worries me because the company I keep would suggest that I am a jerk. But not just a jerk. Many different kinds of jerk. Allow me to explain.

Here is the problem. I live in two worlds.

World One: the secular media

As I say in the page above, I’m a professional comedy writer, mostly for BBC. In World One, I hang around with wiseguys and wisegals, where most are Lefties and plenty are atheists. People are socially liberal, pro-choice and defer to The Guardian. No joke is off limits. Having said that, this world is every bit as moralistic and judgmental as the other world I live in. In World One, I’m the kum-by-yah, insufferably naff, tragically gullible Christian guy.

World Two: the Church

I’m an Evangelical Christian. Church of England. For the moment. In World Two, I hang around with people who really like the Bible, believe that Jesus came back from the dead, and is coming back one day to sort everything out. (For the record, I think those things too) In World Two, people tend to be socially conservative, pro-life and defer to The Daily Telegraph. This World doesn’t quite get jokes or irony. In this World, I’m the guy who writes those shows on the idiot-box TV that pollutes our living rooms with filth, swearing and strong sex references. (They’re kind of right in that I co-created and co-wrote Bluestone 42 for BBC3).

In both worlds, I’m the jerk by my association with the other world.

Worlds Converging

These worlds are converged in a book I’ve written called Death by Civilisation. It’s a light-hearted paperback in which I’m going to look like an even bigger jerk since it’s a collection of articles, originally from Third Way magazine, about politics, media, money and anything else that comes to mind. All mixed with religion. That’s one heady toxic mixture guaranteed to bring any dinner party conversation to a grinding halt.

When you espouse opinions on politics, people associate you with other people with similar views. And these views tend to come in pre-ordained, clearly-labelled packages. People on the left tend to be anti-market, anti-foxhunting, anti-rich, anti-nuclear, pro-state, pro-tax, pro-immigration. Espouse any one of these leftie views and people will associate you with Polly Toynbee, Billy Bragg, The Guardian and Brighton. Espouse the reverse and you’re with Peter Hitchens, Jim Davidson, The Daily Mail and the retired colonels of Tunbridge Wells.

So What’s the Problem?

The problem is that I don’t feel part of either tribe. I’m most at home on the Right, which puts me in the company of the Conservative Party and therefore highly suspicious to most of my work colleagues – and my ‘right-on’ progressive Christian friends (that I mostly met via the Greenbelt Festival). But I remain deeply unimpressed by the Tory party, not least because I’m not really a conservative. More of a libertarian. But not entire. Oh dear, more unfortunate bedfellows can be found here. And in this country at least, people associate that libertarianism with two different groups of people, neither of which are very flattering.

Libertarian Type One

Group One is slack-jawed, slow-witted religious extremists who stockpile canned goods and guns in their shacks in the Nevada desert in readiness for the apocalypse and rapture (because Satan and his demons can of course be repelled by legally available assault rifles). I’m not really that comfortable in this group.

Libertarian Type Two

Group Two is the over-educated, sharp-suited angry urban Neo-cons who demand deregulated markets and quote Ayn Rand to anyone who’ll listen. (Don’t listen.)

I’m suspicious to all of the groups listed above. I’m in favour of a small state, which makes people assume I thinks the Market will fix everything. I don’t believe the market will fix everything. The market is brutal. It should be policed. By the police. Properly funded police. Not private companies. The government should not be privatizing prisons – since the state’s main function is the protection of property and the punishment of criminals. The state gets to have guns. They should have the monopoly on violence. I’m not sure citizens should be allowed guns, so now I’m suspicious to the Neocons and hicks.

So I’m with the Left on guns. I’m also fine with immigration. I’m not much of a royalist. But I also think progressive taxation is immoral, so there goes any support from the Billy Bragg Brigade.

Matters of Morality

Despite being personally conservative in my own morality and sexual ethics, I’m reluctant to impose those views on others who don’t share my evangelical convictions. I’d like to quote the apostle Paul (I don’t call him Saint Paul, because I’m not a Catholic. See? This is not easy.) In 1 Corinthians 5, the apostle Paul writes “What business is it of mine to judge those outside the church?” I agree. If you and I disagree on why we should even listen to what the Bible says or what Jesus teaches, we’re going to struggle to have a useful discussion about morality. But conservative evangelical Christians get very worked up about public morality and standards. Clearly these things are important when there’s legislation at stake, but as a rule, I generally prefer to mind my own business. Which makes me suspicious to them too.

So, I can’t win. All I can do is cite people whose books I admire.

So Who Do You Want To Be Associated With?

PJ O’Rourke (pic from Cato Institute)

PJ O’Rourke

An obvious starting point is PJ O’Rourke, the acceptable face of Republicanism in Britain. My favourite thing about him is that he is funny. He sees the importance of joking. This is essential in political debates. Comedy is not just rhetorically interesting. It lays us bare as human beings, and anything that cuts through the bluster and posturing of political speech is good thing. That said, I’ve never felt very close affinity with him since he’s doesn’t seem to have any overtly Christian convictions, not of any evangelical kind at least, so we must ultimately part company.

William Wilberforce

For wit and evangelicalism, we have an astonishing evangelical: William Wilberforce – a politician of great Christian faith, courage and principle. A gifted orator and popular parliamentarian, he could have been Prime Minister. But he wanted to do something far greater than lead his party and govern his country. He sacrificed his life and career for the liberation of slaves. He also wrote a book, which is almost as long as the title: A Practical View of the Prevailing Religious System of Professed Christians in the Higher and Middle Classes of This Country. It’s brilliant. He is brilliant. Buy it and read it. You’ll see why I would be proud to be associated with him.

GK Chesterton

GK Chesterton

My other hero is also dead. He is the essayist and playwright, GK Chesterton. He appeals to me because he defended Christian orthodoxy in such an unorthodox way. He regularly sparred with the famous atheists of his day, like George Bernard Shaw, doing so with sharp wit but good grace. He was a preposterous figure – but no-one was more aware of it than the man himself. He also made a virtue of being impossible to pigeonhole and so I flatter myself that I identify with him. Not only that, I’ll finish by quoting him on the subject of politics and what happens when people gather into groups and parties:

The whole modern world has divided itself into Conservatives and Progressives. The business of Progressives is to go on making mistakes. The business of Conservatives is to prevent mistakes from being corrected. Even when the revolutionist might himself repent of his revolution, the traditionalist is already defending it as part of his tradition. Thus we have two great types — the advanced person who rushes us into ruin, and the retrospective person who admires the ruins.

I couldn’t have said it better myself.

And I haven’t. And I didn’t. Which is why you really should read Orthodoxy by GK Chesterton.

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